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Name phdnalor IP : 121.96.210.38
Date 2009-01-08
Hit 1288
Title: The Clergyman
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A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys. All of them between 10 and 12 years old.

The group surrounded a dog. Concerned that the boys would hurt the animal, he went over and aked, "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This is just an old stray dog. We all want him but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whoever could tell the biggestlie would keep the dog."

Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning with, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was a dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginnig to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."





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